Jokes

It is such a cloudy, ugly day…I think it is time to have a light and humer­ous post.
So here are some ani­mal related puns and jokes. I do not take credit for any of them. If the ref­er­ence is obscure, I will give an expla­na­tion. Enjoy and feel free to send me any (clean) ani­mal related puns and jokes that you know.

Sheep: (Ewe= female sheep, Wether=castrated male sheep, Ram=male sheep)

Why did the ram fall of the cliff: he missed the ewe turn!

Why didn’t the ewe get preg­nant: she was under the wether

These were cour­tesy of my Sheep 101 class in ani­mal sci­ence program

FYI Mur­der (a flock of crows). So two crows are:

ATTEMPTED MURDER

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Pic­ture and pun cour­tesy of Imgur.com
 
A vul­ture boards an air­plane, car­ry­ing two dead rac­coons. The Stew­ardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one car­rion allowed per passenger.”
 
 
A dog gave birth to pup­pies near the road and was cited for littering.
 
It was rain­ing cats and dogs, there were poo­dles everywhere.
 
Two giraffes were in a race–they were neck and neck.
 
 

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